SEEMS LIKE THE BOYS ARE BACK AT IT AND I AM ANGRY! WHO DOES DANIEL DUSTIN DANIEL THINK HE IS? I CAN NOT STAND THIS LATEST VLOG CALLED "POPULAR DEMAND!"
THEY SHOULD CALL THIS VLOG POST POOPULAR DEMAND BECAUSE OF THE STEAMING PILE OF CRAP IT IS. EVEN TOBY, WHO IS A FAIRLY EDUCATED DOG AS FAR AS DOGS GO, THINKS THIS IS A LOAD OF SHIT.
THE VIDEO STARTS WITH DANIEL SAYING HEY GUYS WE ARE GETTING SO MANY REQUESTS FOR NEW VLOGS! AND THEN DUSTIN SAYS YES! SO WE MADE THIS NEW VLOG!
AND THEN IT ENDS!
THIS IS THE CONVO THAT TOBY AND I HAD ABOUT IT
TOBY: BARK
ME: I KNOW TOBY, THAT SUCKED
I GUESS IF I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT THE VLOG POST I WOULD SAY THAT THE FRAMING WAS ONCE AGAIN VERY SHARP. EFFECTIVE USE OF MIS EN SCENE.
OVERALL REVIEW:
MY RATING: 2 PERCENT (BECAUSE ITS MY FAVORITE TYPE OF MILK)
TOBY'S RATING: SKIM!
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Friday, September 28, 2012
Anna's Taqueria (stupid)
Hey guys, sorry for the delay between posts. Things have been hectic with Toby's annual check-up at the vet. (He's fine by the way)
So let's get down to this new video from our friends (sic) at Danielle Danny Dusty. Oh my god, Toby and I literally thought that Danielle had a stroke right before posting this video. I mean, do you realize how many words you said incorrectly? I've made a list for you.
1. Taqueria - you spelled it correctly in the title of your vlog, yet you kept on saying Taquerina. Mistakes like mispronouncing simple words are what separate dumb vlogs like DDD from more intelligent vlogs.
2. Quesadina - Again, not a word. You were looking for Quesadilla. Unbelievable!
3. Burrino - First of all, Burrito. T not and N. I seriously again have to wonder if these two jackals had severe brain hemorrhages shortly before the making this video.
4. Annountment! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ANNOUNTMENT! I AM SO SORRY TO BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS BUT I AM SOOOOOOOO ANGRY!
Aside from all of these terrible gaffes, Toby and I both have to wonder why Dustin is even holding a guitar. If you're going to hold it, play it! Simple enough, right? I guess nothing is simple for these clowns.
Lastly, and most importantly Danielle seems to say that they are in "Boston" during the video. However, Dustin later says "Davis Square." According to my Rand McNally maps, "Davis Square" is located in Somerville, MA and not in "Boston." Try to get it right guys!
My Rating: 10% for at least trying to make a proper Public Service ANNOUNCEMENT!
Toby's Rating: 0 paws. (he had a better time at the vet)
Overall: Please stop making this vlog!
So let's get down to this new video from our friends (sic) at Danielle Danny Dusty. Oh my god, Toby and I literally thought that Danielle had a stroke right before posting this video. I mean, do you realize how many words you said incorrectly? I've made a list for you.
1. Taqueria - you spelled it correctly in the title of your vlog, yet you kept on saying Taquerina. Mistakes like mispronouncing simple words are what separate dumb vlogs like DDD from more intelligent vlogs.
2. Quesadina - Again, not a word. You were looking for Quesadilla. Unbelievable!
3. Burrino - First of all, Burrito. T not and N. I seriously again have to wonder if these two jackals had severe brain hemorrhages shortly before the making this video.
4. Annountment! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ANNOUNTMENT! I AM SO SORRY TO BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS BUT I AM SOOOOOOOO ANGRY!
Aside from all of these terrible gaffes, Toby and I both have to wonder why Dustin is even holding a guitar. If you're going to hold it, play it! Simple enough, right? I guess nothing is simple for these clowns.
Lastly, and most importantly Danielle seems to say that they are in "Boston" during the video. However, Dustin later says "Davis Square." According to my Rand McNally maps, "Davis Square" is located in Somerville, MA and not in "Boston." Try to get it right guys!
My Rating: 10% for at least trying to make a proper Public Service ANNOUNCEMENT!
Toby's Rating: 0 paws. (he had a better time at the vet)
Overall: Please stop making this vlog!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
DDD2
The boys at Danielle Dustin Danielle are at it again. Why do they even bother?
First off, we know it is in Zack's room. And you guys shouldn't even be in there. He says "Get the fuck out of my room!" Obviously Danielle and Dustin snuck into someone's room to make this vlog and they shouldn't have been in there, right? WRONG!!! Obviously Dustin and Daniel are trying to make an obvious joke by having someone say that. I doubt there even is a Zack. I bet it's just one of these two guys rooms and they just put in some stupid voice over. Wow great joke guys. So original so funny. God I bet Toby could make better jokes than that, and he's a fucking dog.
Also, that is not the plot of Live and Let Die Hard. Live and Let Die Hard is about one man's struggle with the ever dangerous world that surrounds us. You guys know nothing about subtext. Another reason why your vlog sucks.
My Rating: 12% (for better colors at least)
Toby's Rating: 0 Paws (He's color blind)
Overall:
I've had more fun watching Survivorman.
First off, we know it is in Zack's room. And you guys shouldn't even be in there. He says "Get the fuck out of my room!" Obviously Danielle and Dustin snuck into someone's room to make this vlog and they shouldn't have been in there, right? WRONG!!! Obviously Dustin and Daniel are trying to make an obvious joke by having someone say that. I doubt there even is a Zack. I bet it's just one of these two guys rooms and they just put in some stupid voice over. Wow great joke guys. So original so funny. God I bet Toby could make better jokes than that, and he's a fucking dog.
Also, that is not the plot of Live and Let Die Hard. Live and Let Die Hard is about one man's struggle with the ever dangerous world that surrounds us. You guys know nothing about subtext. Another reason why your vlog sucks.
My Rating: 12% (for better colors at least)
Toby's Rating: 0 Paws (He's color blind)
Overall:
I've had more fun watching Survivorman.
DDD
DDD is the first Daniel Dustin Daniel Vlog. It sucks. Here's why.
So first of all this thing is called Daniel Dustin Daniel. But I don't see three guys. It's just one dude named Dustin and one dude named Daniel. So what the fuck? I don't get it. That pisses me off.
I don't like the composition and shit. It's like one of them is off the fucking frame and shit. It's stupid.
They're in some brah named Zack's room and they're pretending like he's coming. This is a clever reference to Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, but not really. It's been done. Like a thousand fucking times.
Manny's Grade: 0%
Toby's Grade: 0 Paws.
Overall:
Fuck these guys and their 23 second Vlogs.
So first of all this thing is called Daniel Dustin Daniel. But I don't see three guys. It's just one dude named Dustin and one dude named Daniel. So what the fuck? I don't get it. That pisses me off.
I don't like the composition and shit. It's like one of them is off the fucking frame and shit. It's stupid.
They're in some brah named Zack's room and they're pretending like he's coming. This is a clever reference to Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, but not really. It's been done. Like a thousand fucking times.
Manny's Grade: 0%
Toby's Grade: 0 Paws.
Overall:
Fuck these guys and their 23 second Vlogs.
Mission Statement
Hi I'm Manny. I'm like 27 years old and really awesome. I have a fucking dog named Toby and I fucking go to the park with Toby and it's cool and shit. Anyway sometimes after Fetch and Frisbee and whatever else I do with Toby I open up my Toshiba laptop and the Tobster and I watch videos on Youtube. Yeah don't act like you haven't heard of it. Anyway my buddy Paul at the DMV sent me this link to this guys fucking site. It's called Daniel Dustin Daniel. They make a youtube Vlog or whatever. I don't really like Vlogs, not ever. This one fucking sucks though. And so I decided that this Vlog is gonna like review all their videos or what not. Yeah I'm not like Fox News though, so I'm not gonna let you decide or whatever. This is like me telling you how it fucking is.
Manny
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