DDD2

The boys at Danielle Dustin Danielle are at it again. Why do they even bother?

First off, we know it is in Zack's room. And you guys shouldn't even be in there. He says "Get the fuck out of my room!" Obviously Danielle and Dustin snuck into someone's room to make this vlog and they shouldn't have been in there, right? WRONG!!! Obviously Dustin and Daniel are trying to make an obvious joke by having someone say that. I doubt there even is a Zack. I bet it's just one of these two guys rooms and they just put in some stupid voice over. Wow great joke guys. So original so funny. God I bet Toby could make better jokes than that, and he's a fucking dog.

Also, that is not the plot of Live and Let Die Hard. Live and Let Die Hard is about one man's struggle with the ever dangerous world that surrounds us. You guys know nothing about subtext. Another reason why your vlog sucks.

My Rating: 12% (for better colors at least)
Toby's Rating: 0 Paws (He's color blind)

Overall:
I've had more fun watching Survivorman.

DDD

DDD is the first Daniel Dustin Daniel Vlog. It sucks. Here's why.

So first of all this thing is called Daniel Dustin Daniel. But I don't see three guys. It's just one dude named Dustin and one dude named Daniel. So what the fuck? I don't get it. That pisses me off.

I don't like the composition and shit. It's like one of them is off the fucking frame and shit. It's stupid.

They're in some brah named Zack's room and they're pretending like he's coming. This is a clever reference to Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot, but not really. It's been done. Like a thousand fucking times.

Manny's Grade: 0%
Toby's Grade: 0 Paws.

Overall:
Fuck these guys and their 23 second Vlogs.

Mission Statement

Hi I'm Manny. I'm like 27 years old and really awesome. I have a fucking dog named Toby and I fucking go to the park with Toby and it's cool and shit. Anyway sometimes after Fetch and Frisbee and whatever else I do with Toby I open up my Toshiba laptop and the Tobster and I watch videos on Youtube. Yeah don't act like you haven't heard of it. Anyway my buddy Paul at the DMV sent me this link to this guys fucking site. It's called Daniel Dustin Daniel. They make a youtube Vlog or whatever. I don't really like Vlogs, not ever. This one fucking sucks though. And so I decided that this Vlog is gonna like review all their videos or what not. Yeah I'm not like Fox News though, so I'm not gonna let you decide or whatever. This is like me telling you how it fucking is.

Manny